LIFE ESSENTIALS

LEARN NAVI NOW!

Yall better learn this now this is essential for your resume!

Mild Sauce!!!

Best Wheel contestant.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1mT4jnkPnwE

James Cameron

man did yall know James Cameron went to Fullerton College and Cal State Fullerton, but he basically said yea these schools are sorry and self taught himself by going to the USC library reading bunch of film stuff.... BIG MISTAKE!

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Cameron

Fathoms and Mysteries

Today, I pondered things that are an evergoing cycle in today's society. Certain questions/issues always repeat, and I wonder why?

1)Why are Filipinos always aspiring to be DJ's and still doing house parties?
2)Why do white people put ketchup on everything? "Oh here is your salmon sir, would you like honey mustard? Naw ketchup it is."
3)How come Chinese people wear welder masks and gloves, and socks and sandals even when its not sunny?
4)How come most black people cannot write proper, concise sentences. Source-Read any comment section in the Video section of worldstarhiphop.com

This stuff baffles me. You just have to wonder.

100 Percent Sorry!

Buffalo Wild Wings is basically this guy.. STRAIGHT UP SORRY! dont eat there, shit taste like rubber and if you like that place then you like eating poo AND you like this guy and his moustache!

Jizzawatt

Top 5 quotes/tips if interviewing for a top tier job.

When your potential employer asks for your salary expectations, reply with:
1) Stacks on deck
2) A milli
3) BUKU
4) CREAM
5) Hella paper

Trust me, its proven to get you your salary requirement plus some

J. Homez old buddy old pal!

me: hello are you there

 Premiere: yes

4:10 PM Unfortunately, I currently don't have a number to be reached at. However, we can discuss the details of the transaction now.

 me: o do you not own a cell phone either

  i thought i was the only one

4:11 PM haha

  do you know if the theatre is wheelchair accessible?

4:12 PM Premiere: As with all theaters, there should legally be handicap accessibility.

 me: me and my other friend wanting to attend the event are in wheelchairs because of a rollerblading accident

4:13 PM im here using his computer right now, where are you located exactly

 Premiere: I apologize for the circumstances, but rest assured, the venue should have accessibility for wheelchairs as required by law.

Precious

The movie about a fat black chick. What? I'll say it. I don't care if there's a black waiter behind us, cuz it's true. That's what the movie's about! Not racist.

TOO BAD YOU LOOKED!

The Ultimate Fan

Enough Said

Nothing feels better...

...than a morning poo.

MANGA CARTOOOOOON!

Columbia or Harvard

YALE EXTENSION!! naw but Harvard got the better basketball team! the choice has been made!!. You dont need to go to either of those sorry schools if you got that booming unlicensed landscape architect business AKA Gardner AKA Lawn Mower AKA dopeness with a dumb moustache get outta here indians smell even more!

2 MORE YEARS TIL THE WORLD ENDS!

according to the mayan morongo indian smelly calendar right?!! Someones about to get into Yale Extension!!! yea boooyyy get outta here indians smell!

Yo if your saying mayans arent even indian they mesoamerican pre columbian or watever and getting all technical notice right after mayan it says MORONGO.. MEANING... look into the small eyes of the banner and throw up in your hands then put it in a bowl and eat it like oatmeal.